Hello, my name is Suzanna. Over the years, I have tried to find the words to excuse some of my behavior. I have had quite a difficult time actually, rationalizing my behavior that is. “Suzanna, why did you wear a robe with tennis shoes to class?” “Suzanna, why did you spend $500 on jackets and then try and sell them on the street when you realized you couldn’t afford them?” “Suzanna, why did you eat that whole box of Samoa Girl Scout cookies?”
The answer to all these questions is simple. I am neurotic as hell.
When I was in high school, studying literary dead peeps, I decided to do my junior project on Sylvia Plath. Nothing feeds teenage angst like The Bell Jar. I came across a quote of hers that has stuck with me ever since.
“If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I’m neurotic as hell. I’ll be flying back and forth between one mutually exclusive thing and another for the rest of my days.” – Sylvia Plath
So what should one expect at my new spot? I dont even know. I can tell you that I love a good shortcut, DIY’s are my jam, I like to cook (and eat), I love a good flick, local activities are my heart, beer is tasty, wine is better, freshening up my crib keeps me inspired. If you were to cram me into a genre, I would say, Life-motha-fuggin-style.