A clinic in Australia rescued some 150 “orphaned” bats and are nursing them back to health.

NO! no no no no no. Over my dead body would I EVER participate in an activity involving BATS. Holy hell, these creatures are nasty. Now that I think about it, my hell would be spending eternity with bats flying above my head.

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Things I would rather do:

1. Undergo female circumcision

2. Kiss the “hide ya kids, hide your wife” guy

3. Lick June’s, Honey Boo Boo, neck crust

4. Swallow a cockroach

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