A clinic in Australia rescued some 150 “orphaned” bats and are nursing them back to health.
NO! no no no no no. Over my dead body would I EVER participate in an activity involving BATS. Holy hell, these creatures are nasty. Now that I think about it, my hell would be spending eternity with bats flying above my head.
Things I would rather do:
1. Undergo female circumcision
2. Kiss the “hide ya kids, hide your wife” guy
3. Lick June’s, Honey Boo Boo, neck crust
4. Swallow a cockroach