Over a nice Mexican meal with Sam, I was made aware of a growing cosmetic trend in Japanese culture. I’m behind on this trend but for some reason I get quite get it off of my mind.

This trend is called Yaeba and involves lengthening your canine teeth in order for them to appear longer than the others. . Supposedly, in Japan, this look makes you more desirable to the opposite sex because it accents an imperfection. Image

Lets think for a second. This chick paid MONEY to have her teeth look like this. And this is common procedure?? Men like this??

How about I just start wearing ass-less pants to accent one of my imperfections…